Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Words to live by.....

I'm a random person so I thought I'd share a few random pearls of wisdom for you to ponder the meaning of life with.

  • Karaoke is not near as much fun when you’re sober.
  • When people spray too much air freshener in a bathroom it’s sometimes as nauseating as the smell they were trying to cover up in the first place. A little goes a long way people.
  • Speaking of smells, please don’t douse yourself in lotion/ perfume right before you walk on an airplane- people have nowhere to go to escape it.
  • Always offer the little old ladies your seat, even though it’s quite possible that they are in better shape than you.
  • Please don’t tell people that you have seen a particular movie/ TV show when you haven’t. It only leads to co-workers coming up to you every week with different lines from said movie/show and you are stuck fake laughing and pretending you know what the heck they are talking about for the rest of your life. Or until you quit your job.

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